1 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:34,248 Shortly after events from Episode I The Phantom Menace.... 2 00:00:37,881 --> 00:00:42,075 DallArt Presents 3 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:49,495 DallArt Presents Senator Palpatine in 4 00:00:57,127 --> 00:00:58,740 He heee! 5 00:00:59,242 --> 00:01:00,315 Yeah! 6 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:08,137 Palpy makes mischief!! 7 00:01:09,484 --> 00:01:11,856 Here you go, squiddie! 8 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,900 Yeah! Right to his face! 9 00:01:19,511 --> 00:01:24,010 He he heeee! I love being so evil! 10 00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:28,466 PALPATINE'S CHRISTMAS CAROL 11 00:01:30,534 --> 00:01:35,930 - I'm evil, I'm evil! I'm super-evil! - Lord Palpatine! 12 00:01:35,935 --> 00:01:39,845 Hi, Plagueis! Whar are you doing here? 13 00:01:39,898 --> 00:01:46,782 I'm here as a ghost of Christmas Past. To show you your past evil deed. 14 00:01:48,807 --> 00:01:50,457 - EAT ME - Okay! 15 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:57,209 What? It was written there: EAT ME. Nothing happened. 16 00:01:57,244 --> 00:02:01,577 Eh... Wrong record. Here is the right one... 17 00:02:11,612 --> 00:02:14,013 He's dead! Yeah, completely. 18 00:02:14,014 --> 00:02:20,871 - Can you see what you've done? - Well, that's normal among the Sith. 19 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:25,483 Whatever. I'll have a cocoa... 20 00:02:25,484 --> 00:02:26,886 Palpy... 21 00:02:26,887 --> 00:02:31,742 Oh my! Master Qui-Gon! You must be some ghost as well! 22 00:02:31,743 --> 00:02:35,767 Yes. I'm a ghost of Christmas present. 23 00:02:35,768 --> 00:02:40,282 I will show you what tragedies your actions cause. 24 00:02:49,177 --> 00:02:56,290 Since Palpatine replaced me as Supreme Chancellor, it goes to the dogs with me. 25 00:02:56,291 --> 00:03:04,297 My wife left me, job is rubbish... What am I going to do?! 26 00:03:04,298 --> 00:03:06,746 Peel potatoes. Hehe... 27 00:03:06,747 --> 00:03:13,798 But he's a dork! He deserved to be replaced. 28 00:03:13,799 --> 00:03:18,889 Replaced by the new chancellor. The strong chancellor! 29 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,311 Me... 30 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:25,183 You didn't get the point. 31 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:28,737 That's the basis of politics. Now beat it. 32 00:03:28,738 --> 00:03:31,014 - But... - Shoo shoo.. 33 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:36,391 Now, to make that cocoa... 34 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:44,716 - Enough, Palpy! 35 00:03:44,717 --> 00:03:47,329 - Enough, Palpy! - Yikes! 36 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:49,600 Don't frighten me like that! 37 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:54,954 What's that mask for? Did something hot get to your face, what? 38 00:03:54,955 --> 00:03:58,928 Well, something like that... 39 00:03:58,929 --> 00:04:00,746 And what are you? 40 00:04:00,747 --> 00:04:07,558 I can't give away spoilers. Just call me the ghost of Chrismas future. 41 00:04:07,559 --> 00:04:14,011 Fine. Where are we going? I've got my toothbrush, pyjamas... 42 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:17,160 Toothbrush won't be necessary... 43 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,781 Wesa free! 44 00:04:19,782 --> 00:04:28,413 Nough! Stop! That's inhuman torture! 45 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:30,695 I've just started. 46 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:35,080 It was enough for me. I will change fot the better, I promise... 47 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:38,541 I will do some good deed right now. 48 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:41,307 Well then. But remember this: 49 00:04:41,308 --> 00:04:48,265 When you will have some apprentice, don't ever send him to the planet of Mustafar. 50 00:04:48,266 --> 00:04:51,239 Okay, okay, just go... 51 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:57,530 So, send the apprentice to Mustafar. Got it! 52 00:04:57,969 --> 00:05:05,108 And now, I will do some good deed to get rest. 53 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,699 Hey, little boy! 54 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,873 Little boy! 55 00:05:20,874 --> 00:05:25,840 I am no little boy! I am master Jedi Syfo Dias. 56 00:05:25,841 --> 00:05:32,056 Nevermind! Hey, here is my credit card. Go to the planet of Kamino... 57 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:36,977 And order an army of clones for the Republic. For it's protection, okay? 58 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:44,194 And if something, it was all your idea. Kapish? 59 00:05:45,107 --> 00:05:47,510 Hmm... I agree... 60 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:55,586 Job done! Good deed was made. I am saved. 61 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:59,641 No free Gungans, fuck them! 62 00:06:09,264 --> 00:06:15,986 My lord, we are poor and illiterate children. Could you spare some food? 63 00:06:15,987 --> 00:06:20,999 I have nothing, sweethearts. Not a crumb. 64 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:28,936 - EAT ME - 65 00:07:13,545 --> 00:07:17,557 Made for DallArt in 2015 by these fellows 66 00:07:18,331 --> 00:07:22,710 Wait for it...