{15}{65}This part is unsuitable for younger viewers|(because of sex, drugs, Palpatine). {67}{107}Neither Dallart nor it's members|are responsible for any psychic... {109}{146}or physical damage caused|by watching this cartoon... {157}{181}Previously on Destruction Force: {190}{230}We have to rescue the Chancellor. {237}{267}I hate gerade count of bubbles... {269}{311}These are the Vulture Droids.|A could recognize them anytime. {330}{356}I'd take a soda. {358}{376}Someone calling me? {378}{421}General Grievoos' starship.|What's in there? {455}{481}Let's have a look.|Uoh! {493}{513}Fuck... Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! {553}{613}DallArt| presents: {892}{934}Oh fuuuck! {993}{1007}Ouch! {1055}{1074}Damn, I've missed. {1076}{1111}Nevermind. There are more ships to land on. {1140}{1166}Whatta? You? {1176}{1230}Get off, you Jedi scum! {1453}{1490}Let me guess. You need a lift! {1585}{1615}We'll escort you, General Smurphy. {1727}{1767}Soda, hold on a minute!|*That's been my best commander...* {1906}{1921}Gee... {1929}{1959}AMMO STORAGE {2244}{2262}Saving your skin for the 65th time! {2265}{2323}64th! That business with gundark|doesn't count! Anakin saved me! {2325}{2379}And that peko-peko case shouldn't count too.|You'd applied that growth hormones! {2384}{2417}Enough! I have to fly home. {2597}{2631}It almost seems to me like a crap.|But I've been through worse. {2633}{2655}General, you allright? {2657}{2705}Yep, thanks.|And how do you do? {2707}{2748}The enemy is running away,|so we're quite bored now. {2752}{2808}Bored? I know how|to help you, pal! {2810}{2818}What is it? {2820}{2853}Smurphy and I call it "the green snack". {2855}{2866}What? {2868}{2917}You know, marijuna, ganja, Mary Jane!|We'll just smoke like hell! {3575}{3582}Hi! {3584}{3617}Welcome, Soda.|I need to tell you something. {3619}{3642}Umm... I also want to trash out a question. {3644}{3665}Let's go to my place. {3711}{3775}I've got a message from Qui-Gon. He thinks you|should focus on vapaad studies instead of women. {3777}{3798}After death, there'll be enough time. {3801}{3823}What? Qui-Gon sleeps with women there? {3829}{3836}Yep. {3838}{3856}With all of them? {3880}{3897}Screwstalk! {3900}{3946}On the other hand, I already|know all the basics of vapaad. {3948}{3979}What I've got problems with is Destruction Force. {3982}{4016}Destruction Force?|How do you know? {4018}{4039}You've messed around my records, haven't you? {4042}{4058}Eh, well... {4060}{4086}How have you broken the code? {4090}{4102}With hammer! {4104}{4161}After all, I could give you|a little lecture. I think. {4163}{4220}But be aware. This power is|the most dangerous part of vapaad itself. {4222}{4263}- It extremely uses the Dark Side.|- Go on... {4267}{4332}Destruction Force is a pathway to many|abilities some consider to be unnatural. {4334}{4353}Is it possible to learn this power? {4355}{4370}Just from me. {4374}{4450}I book a couple of lectures. But excuse me now.|I sense a great disturbance in the coffee... {4513}{4525}Damn! {4639}{4674}I can't say I'm surprised... {4676}{4709}Hello Soda. How was the space? {4711}{4793}Not bad. But to switch the subject...|How was Dooku's girder? {4810}{4826}Funny... {4828}{4843}I'd rather switch the subject. {4845}{4856}We've just done that. {4858}{4871}Then once again. {4873}{4885}Allright. {4887}{4928}What do you think of|average Clone Wars fans? {4930}{5013}In principle, they are older, wrinkled...|Got white hair... Umm... They're Chancellors! {5015}{5058}That reminds me some kinda funny|video Anakin showed me recently. {5060}{5110}I'll tell him to show it to you.|You'll be amused, I promise. {5112}{5170}You two must enjoy each other...|I do it too, but in another way. {5172}{5183}Which way? {5185}{5203}Well... eh-eh {5205}{5226}I see... {5228}{5264}Concerning eh-eh, how's Anakin? {5266}{5282}I think he's got someone... {5284}{5296}For the eh-eh. {5298}{5327}Yep, for the eh-eh. {5329}{5347}Eh. {5380}{5415}Yet another coffee? {5548}{5612} {5614}{5636}I am Smurphy, and I'm groovy! {5638}{5692} {5694}{5721}Indeed... Smurphy out. {5889}{5916}Good afternoon, monsieur.|How was the journey? {5918}{5964}Well, little bit cold, but|better than that traffic here. {5966}{5991}You could've adapted in all the years. {5993}{6038}A propos, your father is on the way. {6040}{6065}Hiaah! {6147}{6173}Whoa! {6200}{6240}-Hello, son!|- Hello dad. Where's Brutus? {6242}{6335}I had to explain him my carriage|wouldn't be able to carry three Toydarians. {6337}{6380}Just the king eats as three. {6392}{6432}Come on, son. It's|time to go to your wife. {6434}{6482}- Is that necessary?|- I'm afraid it is. {6484}{6518}I knew that. I've asked just for sure. {6520}{6537}Get on! {6539}{6544}comfy seat| {6544}{6556}comfy seat|big storing space {6556}{6560}great propulsion| {6560}{6572}great propulsion|air condition {6607}{6654}- Shouldn't you refuel?|- Nonsense, I did it last week! {6656}{6693}It looks like the left one is going off. {6695}{6732}Good as new! {6848}{6918}Anakin! Ah, Anakin,|help me, please! Aaaargh! {6920}{6945}Hi, bitch! {7112}{7127}What's bothering you? {7129}{7145}Nothing... {7147}{7172}I remember when I gave this to you. {7192}{7223}How long is it going to take for us|to be honest with each other? {7225}{7251}- It was a dream.|- Bad? {7253}{7294}- Like the ones I used to have about|my mother just before she died. - And? {7296}{7321}- It was about you.|- Tell me. {7323}{7339}It was only a dream. {7361}{7387}- You die in childbirth...|- And the baby? {7389}{7432}I don't know. *I rather won't tell|I cut it a hand in another dream.* {7434}{7468}- It was only a dream.|- I won't let this one become real. {7470}{7519}This baby will change our lives. I doubt the Queen|will continue to allow me to serve in the Senate. {7521}{7560}And if the Council discovers you are the father,|you'll be expelled from the Jedi Order. {7562}{7580}I know... {7582}{7664}*At least I hope that child is his.|If not and he'll find out... Damn!* {7668}{7728}- Do you think Obi-Wan might be able to help us?|- I don't need his help... Our baby is a blessing. {7734}{7791}Umm... my crimp is loosing its' charming style. {7793}{7826}Try this. {8008}{8031}Honey, it's for you! {8033}{8053}Honey? {8056}{8072}What?! {8074}{8133}Hold on a minute... {8163}{8181}What do you want? {8201}{8274}I was just passing by and remembered| I wanted to tell you something of great importance. {8276}{8319}To avoid being impolite,|I've got a little present for Padmé. {8321}{8341}Padmé, come here! {8343}{8353}What's up? {8355}{8389}Obi-Wan has got a surpise for you. {8397}{8432}Ah, Obi, that's very kind.|What have you brought me? {8434}{8479}Eh? Umm.... Puoem. {8494}{8551}Obi-Wan Kenobi: Jar Jar|doesn't like to mate... D'oh! {8566}{8633}Jar Jar doesn't like to mate,|he doesn't want to be my mate. {8642}{8749}Suddenly, his left leg sticks in a sump.|Suddenly, his right leg sticks in a sump. {8751}{8814}Palpatine saves him from grave|to bring him to the nest of rave. {8816}{8862}Binks is not just clumsy muppet|Palpy shags him on the carpet. {8864}{8893}Also in a bath, sometimes, heh... {8917}{8988}Gungan protests, but no luck|His eye's injured while being fucked. {8990}{9039}Bloodshed, slaughter, stream of blood... {9041}{9062}Boss Nass - muck. {9071}{9095}Lovely, Obi-Wan. {9099}{9127}Argh, disgusting! {9131}{9170}If you excuse me, I must retire. {9189}{9202}That's profanity! {9206}{9230}We are at war, Anakin. {9240}{9285}It's great you've told|me you'd sleep at Padmé's. {9289}{9307}Yeah... {9310}{9366}Nevermind. I should|finally tell you why I'm here. {9427}{9570}And then, Mace farted so heavily!!!!|Ha Ha Ha Haa! That's too much... {9575}{9605}That's all you wanted to tell me? {9607}{9619}Yes! {9621}{9687}*Umm... Next time, I won't tell|him I'll be sleeping at Padmé's.* {9689}{9711}That won't help ya. {9713}{9745}???|Is that all, master? {9747}{9801}There's one more thing.|These are the Turbo-curlers! {9876}{9929}Turbo-curlers! They've|changed my life! Yeah, completely. {9931}{9961}Oooh, he's amazing! {9998}{10037}I feel so manlike! {10058}{10114}Want to be like me?| Use the brand Turbo-curlers! {10116}{10134}Turbo-curlers! {10155}{10174}What do you think about the Chancellor? {10176}{10205}I think his... {10207}{10231}...Favourite sport must be curling. {10233}{10266}I'd rather say his|favourite sport must be drinking. {10268}{10293}Let's say he doesn't... {10295}{10317}...Curl his lips at beer! {10319}{10377}Yeah! Once, we had a little party and he took|too much. The next day, he wass still stinko. {10379}{10442}That was the day he proclaimed|the Republic a Banana Republic? {10444}{10463}And then he curled up like a hedgehog. {10465}{10482}Curled up... {10484}{10498}Where is the fridge? {10500}{10515}- Ridge!|- Midge! {10517}{10543}Damn! He's won! {10545}{10569}Jar Jar, how have you get in here? {10571}{10626}Up the spiral stairs! {10643}{10733}*35 battles, 14 hand combats against|the gundark and 6 sharp smart sharks.* {10735}{10813}*After all I've done, my father|is still denying me. That hurts...* {10815}{10838}*Ah, my favourite treatment.* {10857}{10873}Hello! {10875}{10891}Helloo... {10893}{10937}What about a little Jedi practise... {10939}{10970}In my bedroom? {10972}{10990}Sure, no problem. {10992}{11010}Let's get to it! {11015}{11075}Master Soda, what about me?|Can I practise too? {11077}{11119}Ugh! Whaddaya think?|I'm some kinda pedophile or what? {11121}{11149}Now, let's go! {11281}{11290}What's up?! {11292}{11314}Soda, you shall come to the Council. {11316}{11347}- What's going on?|- Don't know. It's classified. {11349}{11387}Alright. Substitute me here. {11454}{11488}What have you bought for Yoda's birthday? {11490}{11534}Cool thing: horn polishing kit! And you? {11536}{11564}A scratch tool. {11566}{11617}I've got a rubber duckie.|General Grievous left it there. {11619}{11634}Where? {11636}{11682}Somewhere.|I wouldn't go further... {11751}{11772}You've really scamped it! {11774}{11798}Sorry... {11800}{11846}And now, why we're here:|Yoda's birthday. {11848}{11873}Let's share our objectives. {11875}{11912}Kit will make a transparent|„Hail the honoree“. {11914}{11944}Obi-Wan will get cocktail snacks and crisps. {11946}{11972}Agen will take charge of beer. {11974}{12000}Soda, you'll cook a proper menu. {12002}{12031}And I'll take a nap! {12120}{12143}Meeting dismissed. {12145}{12189}I wouldn't go further... {12191}{12228}A proper menu? {12364}{12398}NEXT...|I need some really harsh spice. {12398}{12445}NEXT...|I've had a vision... {12445}{12472}NEXT...|Happy birthday to you! {12472}{12510}NEXT...|Surprised truly do I be. {12512}{12552}Subtitles by|ICEWALKER|(2008)